The tree I loved for three days

 

Once upon a time we moved into a new house, and there was a giant cool tree in our yard. After we had enjoyed the house for three days, some guys showed up and took it down. It was epic. To console us, the landlords left a six foot spindly tree, that will be awesome in fifty years.

That is not to say that our house is not cool now, but you see what I am saying.